Step inside means get your fat ass out of the doors

Posted on October 11th, 2006 by The SUBWAYblogger in Live Blogging On the Subway

Well this ride has started off like hell. The first train that came thru didn’t even stop. It was a pass through train. This usually only happens when a line gets VERY backed up. The dispatcher will have a train or two skip some stops in an effort to get back on schedule. Anway, one of those passed right my me.

Then, when a train finally did stop, we sat there for 5 minutes trying to close the doors. I really thought the conductor was going to come out and open fire. He was getting really pissed.

They must have tried to close the doors a dozen or so times before people actually got out of the way.

If the train doors close on your ass more than once, that should be a sign that you need to get off and wait for the next train. Face it, you aren’t going to get less fat in the next 30 seconds. The people on the train already aren’t going to change their minds about being smothered by your girth. So, put your flashers on, and back your ass back out of the train so the rest of us can get to work on time.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…

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  1. Sparkling said on October 11th, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    There’s always another train. Just like there is always someone being selfish thinking delaying a train full of people is a human right.

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  2. js6664 said on July 31st, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    Your whore of a mother raised a little bastard child who calls people fat on a blog.

    Guess what cunt? Some people are born with a genetic predisposition to being heavy and have lost and gained more weight in their lives that you probably have ever weighed total!!!

    So, the next time I see a thin someone who looks disgruntled at my “girth”, I’m spreading my ass cheeks and planting your face in between them before I let a big FAT fart rip into your lungs!!!

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  3. The SUBWAYblogger said on July 31st, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    @js6664 – Hahaha. That’s probably one of the funniest comments I’ve ever seen on this blog.

    I mean you’re an idiot, and I’m laughing. Laughing at you that is.

    So I guess you haven’t read these posts:

    http://subwayblogger.com/?s=fat

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