MTA: Here to help you get mugged

Posted on May 20th, 2007 by The SUBWAYblogger in Weekend

Check this bad boy out:

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So if you already bought one of these…well…kill yourself.  OR just pull this thing out next time you are up in the Bronx.  Same out come.

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  1. BrianNo Gravatar said on May 20th, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    Ha ha, that’s pretty funny. But I disagree - I whip out my wallet all the time in the subway and have had no problem.

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  2. Haja JiajjaNo Gravatar said on May 20th, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    You can take wallet out most place, but be careful in bad neighborhood like Harlem or East NewYork.

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  3. Theresa PutanellaNo Gravatar said on May 20th, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    I take wallet out before going into subway. Never a good idea to take wallet out in public anyway. Years ago carried large purse in subway, man opened it and ejaculated in it. I go to work and reach in for office keys and end up with sticky fingers covered in man goo.

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  4. The SUBWAYbloggerNo Gravatar said on May 20th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    Theresa - Possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Thanks for that.

    Brian - Perhaps. Maybe a normal man’s wallet. Pull this bad boy out though, and you are screaming “Tourist here…please take advantage of me!”

    Also, is there a blatant plug for HSBC in this thing or is it me?

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  5. KristinaNo Gravatar said on May 20th, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    oh my god how did a guy ejaculate in your purse and you didn’t notice until you got to your office and reached in for the keys!

    that has to be in the top 3 of gross subway stories

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  6. BreliantNo Gravatar said on May 21st, 2007 at 6:26 am

    Why does the owner have a British driver’s licence?

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  7. Tom McManusNo Gravatar said on May 21st, 2007 at 10:12 am

    Hey, Theresa
    Do you remember what you had for lunch that day?

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  8. CarlNo Gravatar said on May 21st, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    It’s kind of odd that the woman with the unlucky sticky purse has a last name of Putanella. Is that a coincidence?

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  9. KateNo Gravatar said on May 22nd, 2007 at 12:08 am

    The man goo story is the worst I have heard, only made more amusing by the last name Putanella!!! This is material for the Daily Show, for sure.

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