The only blog written from the NYC Subway system

It’s funny how in the warmer months, New York City is one of the most fashionable places on the planet. Everyone is dressed to impress at all times. In the winter, it we look like we just got off the short bus. I’m looking around at everyone on this train, and we (myself included) look [...]

This doesn’t happen enough on my commute…

First of all, what is that smell. More importantly WHO is that smell coming from. I know SUBWAYblogger just wrote about the smell in the subway, but this morning’s odor is pretty impressive. Anyway, guys with ponytails look like idiots. Unless you are in an active rock band, you have no excuse, so go get [...]

Some people think they are hot sh*t when they really aren’t. The ones that make SUBWAYblogger shake its head most are the trashy ghetto dressers. They just look like idiots, and they have the attitude to match. There are plenty of ghetto fab people, and they really pull it off. They look good. Then, there’s [...]

From a SUBWAYblogger reader:  I just found your site and I’m psyched.  I’ve done a search and can’t find a post on this, but I’ve had, for years, a burning question about the subway. I’ve asked everyone I know ­ guys and girls ­ and no one has come up with anything resembling a workable  [...]

Just how long does it take for the subway system to cool off? It seems like it took about an hour for it to heat up to 1000 degrees. So what give? It should be able to cool down just as quick. Fall is in the air though! Of course, we will have a freak, [...]

Well my prediction yesterday that today would be especially crowded was wrong. It is strangely quiet on the subway today too. However, I thing that because it is Friday. On to my next subject… Ladies, let me talk to you for a minute. Especially the lady sitting across from me on the train right now. [...]

Have you ever played, “find the hot guy/girl” on the subway?  You know what I mean. Only about 5% of the people in any given subway car are actually attractive. So the game is to find the hottest people on your car. You know…in case we get stuck down here during a disaster and need [...]