I enjoy a nice, crisp, white dress shirt as much as the next guy I guess. I don’t really think about them much other than when I immediately get a stain or mark on them before even getting to work.
That happened to me this morning thanks to the damn rubber gaskets on the subway doors.
Of course, it was all because of a damn baby stroller. I have railed and railed against open baby strollers on the train before, and many of you have said I am being to hard.
Well, first let’s just get the facts straight. The MTA says that strollers are supposed to be folded up and closed when riding the train.
Anyway, the train was somewhat crowded this morning. We came to a stop, and this mother started to get off the train. She got a bit of a late start in her move for the for the door. I was standing near the door, so I took a step out half way onto the platform. I was blocking the door open so she could get off with the stroller.
Just as she got clear of the doors, they started to close. Right into my back.
For the rest of the day, I had a very straight, very neat black line down the left side of my back.
Fact or fiction?
I was talking to a friend today that claimed to have one of the best subway stories ever. I’m hoping there’s a SUBWAYblogger reader that can backup his story because I’m finding it hard to believe.
He claims he was on an A train down near the Village late one weekend night when two girls got on the train. They started to dance around the poles like strippers.
This is by no means unusual. I’ve seen girls and even some drag queens do the dance on the train before. I’ve even seen dancers that bring their own boombox so they have a good beat.
Well apparently these girls took it to the next level. The crowd started to egg them on during their performance. Before you know it, off came the tops. The dance then continued (topless) for two more stops.
That’s where I started to not believe his story.
Has anyone seen this before? If so, don’t hold out. We need to ride that train immediately.
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Has anyone else noticed that rogue 2 train that keeps making the old-school announcements?
For example, the prerecorded female voice says, “You can transfer to the 1 or 9 train.”
9 train? Uhhh hello.
And it seems on the older announcements, the male voice was virtually nonexistent. Wonder how long those will run before someone from the MTA notices.
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Was anyone on the 2 train Thursday morning when it started terminating “because of a sick passenger”?
I truly hate that bullshit. Get the damn sick passenger off the train and let’s get moving. I don’t understand why an entire line has to come to a screatching halt because someone pukes on a train. Even if the person had a heart attack, wouldn’t you want to get them off the train and upstairs as quick as possible?
That morning, my 2 train terminated at 42nd Street Time Square. Are you kidding me? That’s the biggest stop in the system and that’s where you are going to terminate? The kicker was the sick passenger was all the way down at Chambers Street.
There has to be a better way to deal with this crap.
This past weekend is the only time I ever actually consider joining the Navy. Everywhere you go on the subway all weekend long, it is nonstop sailors with hot women on their arms.
Getting done up in those dress whites is like some sort of magical hot-girl catnip or something. They have to fight them off with a stick.
The best part is when you see them riding around in neighborhoods no where near the tourist areas. Seeing them in groups down in the Village or Time Square is one thing. Seeing them riding around the East 90’s is another story.
Without fail, every year I see a lone sailor riding back down to the ship from waaaaay uptown. It’s the arm forces walk of shame, yet there’s nothing to be ashamed of.
I’ve never done anything close to any kind of military service. I’m curious about what it is like on board those ships the day they find out they’ve been selected to come to NYC for Fleet Week. It must be like Christmas for the single, 18-30 year old men on board.
Keep up the good work boys (and girls).
Am I the only one that feels hyper of every cough, sneeze, or sniffle around them these days?
I know I have ranted in the past about germs on the subway, but this is taking it to another level.
Personally, I think the whole swine flu insanity is a lot of hype. Yes, those people died, and that is sad. The fact still remains that good old fashioned regular flu kills far more people both in raw numbers and percentage. Almost every case of swine flu in NYC has been reported as mild.
However, even being a super intelligent person such as myself, I have found myself being extra aware of the “germs” around me on the subway. I know it is crazy. As I’m standing there thinking it, I’m saying to myself, “You’re being a f*&%ing idiot.”
What’s even crazier is seeing how other people are reacting. Now when someone lets out a big sneeze, people literally get up and walk away. They move to another part of the car or go stand on the other end of the platform.
It’s getting pretty crazy.
One of the more frequent emails SUBWAYblogger receives has to do with the plethora of subway related iPhone apps.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but there are more iPhones out on the subway than ever. All of a sudden, everywhere you look, someone is rocking out on one. They’re either listening to music, watching a video, playing a game, or all of the above.
So we decided to put together a master list of our favorite iPhone Subway apps. We’re calling it SUBWAYblogger’s iPhone App Cheat Sheet.
We’ve tried all of these apps, and like them all. Only the good ones made the list. Luckily, many of the developers hooked us up with free demos so we didn’t have to buy all of them. So the ones that made the cut are here.
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