Escalators: Walk on the Left, Stand on the Right
If you miraculously find a working escalator somewhere in the New York City subway system…
1) Alert us immediately. They are, in fact, an endangered species
2) Walk on the left side, and stand on the right. Don’t be a dick and stand in the middle, or next to your girlfriend.
Folks, it’s a simple concept. If you’re [...]
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David Mack (MTA vice chairman) stop being a dick.
Mack:
“If you [the average rider] saw something and called it in, it goes right there,” Mack told reporters at a committee meeting, kicking a garbage can.
“Why should I ride [the train] and inconvenience myself when I can ride in a car?” asked Mack, who has six free [...]
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