Totally Off My Game
Wow was I off my subway game today.
I swiped at the turnstile and walked right into the bar. My Metrocard expired and I totally forgot. So like an idiot, I had to squeeze back out and get one.
Then the Metrocard machine I went up to was not working for some reason. It wouldn’t read any [...]
Where’s My MetroCard Damn It?!
Ain’t this a b*tch. I went to buy a MetroCard today. Everything was going as normal until it came time for the stupid machine to spit out my new card.
I heard the noise of it trying to spit the card out, but nothing happened. Then all of a sudden it asked if I wanted a [...]
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