Nothing Better than Perfect Timing
I know I’ve said it before, but it excites me I guess. Yeah, I’m a huge dork.
Nothing is better than flawless subway timing. You walk into the station, and just as you swipe through the turnstile, the train arrives.
You hop right on, and hell, there might even be an open seat. You fly through all [...]
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- Tags: dork, open seat, perfect timing, time, turnstile, waiting
Sort of. Also, it turns out you can’t blog about it on your Blackberry while you are in the process of screaming at a scrawny bum.
Anyway, this morning it was raining pretty hard as we all know. On my train, there was an open window that obviously had water leak down it and formed a [...]
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- Tags: bum, fight, homeless guy, open seat, specimen, train car
Can I just say that the women who leap over people to dive on an open seat need to freaking relax. I mean seriously.
Ok here’s the profile of the people I generally speak of:
Female
18-34 Years Old
Usually White
Skinny
iPod Wearing
Attitude
The skinny aspect is critical to the scenario because these women jump at even the smallest [...]
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- Tags: attitude, empty seat, ipod, open seat, purse, ribs, sliver, train



