Subway Sneezer Nearly Incites Riot

Posted on October 23rd, 2008 by The SUBWAYblogger in Crime

I was on my way to a second day of torture jury duty.  I made my connection to an express train and actually scored a seat.  Sweet.
It was a pretty crowded train, just as any train rolling through midtown during rush hour is. All of a sudden…
AAHHHhhhh CHOOOOOOOOO!!
Ahhhh CHHHooo
AAAAAAHHHHH choo.
(That’s a guy sneezing…FYI)
A few sneezes [...]

Let’s just be clear, if you’re wearing a backpack on a crowded subway train at rush hour, you are a douchebag.  Period.  There’s no defense.
Secondly, if you are a grown man wearing a backpack for any reason (at any time) that doesn’t have something to do with hiking or camping, you are also a douchebag.
I [...]

Let’s kick this one around in our collective minds:  Standing room only subway cars.
What if we made every other car in a train standing room only?  We could get rid of all the seats in the train car, and perhaps add a few more grab rails and holding points.
Think of all the extra people you [...]

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