Do you know this guy? He’s the one that runs through the closing subway doors at the last possible second. You might know him best because he usually knocks people down like bowling pins as he darts through the doors.
There’s not much to say other than “what a dick.”
I love how he says “excuse me” as he throws himself into the sea of people standing in the doorway. For some reason he thinks that he is skinnier than a runway model or something. There’s clearly no more room, but Last Minute Arrival Guy sees nothing but space.
On a crowded train, everyone finally squeezes in and settles into their possitions. People begin to read their paper, or click through their iPods. Then WHAM! Enter Last Minute Arrival Guy.
Sometimes, a fellow passenger says, “Hey, there’s no more room!” The famous rebuttal is, “Yeah there is.” What a compelling argument fella. Sure, if we all breath a little shallower, there’s plenty of space.
Hey everyone, take off your coats and hold them over your heads so that we can make a little more room for this a-hole to get on board!