An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”  – Comedian Mitch Hedberg

The late Mitch Hedberg had it right.

I wanted to write a post about the ridiculous state of the subway auxiliary services.  Unfortunately, it seems that WCBS beat me to it today.  Escalators and elevators are breaking down at a down right retarded rate.  Read More »