Well this ride has started off like hell. The first train that came thru didn’t even stop. It was a pass through train. This usually only happens when a line gets VERY backed up. The dispatcher will have a train or two skip some stops in an effort to get back on schedule. Anway, one of those passed right my me.
Then, when a train finally did stop, we sat there for 5 minutes trying to close the doors. I really thought the conductor was going to come out and open fire. He was getting really pissed.
They must have tried to close the doors a dozen or so times before people actually got out of the way.
If the train doors close on your ass more than once, that should be a sign that you need to get off and wait for the next train. Face it, you aren’t going to get less fat in the next 30 seconds. The people on the train already aren’t going to change their minds about being smothered by your girth. So, put your flashers on, and back your ass back out of the train so the rest of us can get to work on time.
Live from the subway, back to you in studio…