There’s something about eating on the subway that just seems so wrong to me. I guess, in it self, there isn’t anything wrong with it. It’s just weird.

There’s a group of women across from me eating McDonald’s chicken sandwiches. The food smells good, but who wants to eat it on the train?

That’s like saying, “Yeah lemme take this slice of pizza to-go so I can eat it in the Port-a-pottie.”

The disturbing part is the close proximity to germs I guess. Granted, a table inside McDonald’s probably isn’t a whole lot cleaner but still. Also, I’d be affraid that a hungry homeless guy was going to mug me for my McNuggetts.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…