So there’s a sign on the trains that says having an illegal handgun carries a minimum penalty of three and a half years in prison.

Shouldn’t that sign be outside the subway?

At this point, if you’re packin’ heat on the train and then read the sign, isn’t it a little too late?

Ok so let’s say you forgot your 9mm at home on your dresser today,and you read the sign. The next day are you really going to stop walking around locked and loaded? Because of a subway sign?

At this point, there’s not much difference between an MTA sign and the Snapple Fact under the cap of your iced tea. You’re basically getting the same little tidbits of trivia.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…