I just walked down the stairs to the platform at the exact moment my train pulled in. I love that! I feel like the “transit gods” have smiled upon me.
“All you suckers [other passengers] stood and waited. Not me! Muaaah ah ahhh”
But as cool as I felt, it was quickly dashed away by the face that I got in a train car without air conditioning. Damn it! All transit-hotshot-coolness just left me. I should have seen it coming though. There’s always something suspicious about a car with lots of open seats during rush hour. Foiled again!
Talk to you in the morning.
Live from the subway, back to you in studio…