Holy crap, if you gotta take a leak once you are “in the system,” you are SOL. I had a Snapple too many at my desk today (it was that sorta day) and didn’t hit the head before leaving. Wow was that the wrong move of the century.

I am literally in pain right now as I type this into my Blackberry.

You can find the occasional bathroom at certain stops. But in most cases, stick a cork in it!

You would thing with everything needing to be so handicap accessible, childsafe, elderly friendly, and void of sharp edges that there would have to be bathrooms all over the place. Although I guess for many of us, the entire subway is a toilet.

Actually, I am sort of glad I didn’t find one yet. I am sure you immediately get herpes just by walking into a subway bathroom. [Note that I say this as tears begin to form…that’s how bad I need to go]

Gotta cut this short. I need to focus all my mental power on not peeing in the baby stroller in front of me.