WOW…ok…so this is a first for me. Did you ever stand in a subway car with a woman for 20+ minutes only to find out she was a man?

ON THE NEXT JERRY SPRINGER

Kidding. But seriously, that is what I am facing right now. We’ve all been on the trains with the drag queens and what not. But this is no queen. Hardhat and all, I am so not even kidding. The only thing that tipped me off was when he/she opened her mouth. Definate chick. Upon closer inspection, I noticed some more female-like qualities. To be honest, it makes me vomit a little in my mouth to think too much about, so I am going to stop here. Not because there is anything wrong with dresing like a dude. But more so because of the tanktop with what I assumed were braless man-boobies. Are we painting a picture yet?Now listen, SUBWAYblogger is by no means homophobic or anti-alternative-lifestyle. It just catches SUBWAYblogger off gaurd a little bit…epecially this early in the morning. We love everyone.Live from the subway, back to you in studio…