The upside is that the subway platforms are now a few degrees cooler than the center of hell.
I was standing on the platform today and felt pretty comfortable. For the first time in a while, I didn’t feel like I was slowly suffocating.
I find it funny how in the summer time, the last place on earth that you would want to stand is on a 104 degree platform. In the winter, it is the complete opposite.
In the winter, it gets so cold that your ears actually feel like they are burning. So, in the freezing tundra, the subway is a oasis. The entire time you are walking, you keep saying to yourself in your head, “Can’t wait for the subway. Can’t wait for the subway. Almost there…”
Well folks, it is almost that time again. Goodbye summer, welcome winter.
Live from the subway, back to you in studio…