Yeah, those are always words you want to hear.

Apparently, the  trains are suspended “because of an investigation” between Union Square and 86th Street in both directions.

I don’t even ride those trains and I’m pissed. For those that don’t know, the trains run up the east side of Manhattan. For some reason though, when that line is having problems, everyone goes to the 1,2, and 3 trains. The thing is, those trains run up the WEST side. The complete opposite side of town.

The best I can figure is that people use it as an alternate because both lines ultimately end up in the Bronx. Looks like all the Bronx commuters just switch lines.

So what we have is 2 lines worth of passengers using 1 line. That just doesn’t work. Talk about a cluster f*ck.

The doors open and no one gets off. Shoot me. Live from the subway, back to you in studio…