On the LIRR

I’m sitting on the Penn Station bound LIRR…as promised this time!

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I love the subway, but these new LIRR cars are nice! The subway will always be #1, but I still dream of the day when the subway will be this nice.

The difference is like riding an old Red Bird and then getting on a new train on the Lex line.

Anway, the train is EMPTY since it is the middle of the day. Of course, I get in the car with the jackass who talks on his cellphone the whole time.

Buddy, you and me are the only ones in this car. So why do you insist on talking at full volume. Hell, why bother using the minutes, the person on the other end of the line can probably hear you a mile away.

Ok, so I’m gonna go throw his phone out the door at the next stop, and then take a nap in these nice, big seats.

More this afternoon.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…

One thought on “On the LIRR

  1. They used to make these cards you could print out that had a nice design and said “I don’t really care about ____________ ” and you could fill in the blank and hand it to loud talkers. I Always meant to carry those.


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