There must be a convention or show in the area this week because the subway is PACKED.

There are way more people riding tonight than normal, and they all look like out-of -towners. They clearly don’t have a clue what they are doing.

It’s obvious who’s from out of town from the moment they get on board. However, one of the biggest giveaways is when the brakes are hit.

As soon as the train’s brakes are used, all of the tourists go flying forward. They don’t know to hold on, and they always lose their balance. The New Yorkers stand still like we never even moved. Not so much for the tourists. They go flying as if there were an earthquake.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…