How annoying is it when trains skip stations? “Makes me want to punch babies,” if I may steal a Dane Cook bit.

You can always tell when you are about to be screwed by an oncoming train that isn’t going to stop at your station. They blow the horn in quick sets of three. So just bend over when you hear that coming.

SUBWAYblogger also hates when the you are standing at a local station and you see local trains speed by on the express track.

For some unknown reason, you start thinking of crazy schemes to get on one of those trains. As I’d you might know something the rest of us don’t. Don’t lie, you know you think about it.

“Hmmm, maybe I could time my jump to land me between train cars to the I could just walk in the end doors. Nah…my new pants will get dirty.”

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…

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***UPDATE***

A funny video submitted by Vinny from Insignificant Thoughts via our comment section.