Just when you thought you’ve smelled every type of bad smell possible, you find yourself to be incorrect. 9 times out of 10, you discover your wrongness while standing somewhere on the subway.

Thw smells of filth down here are definately unique in the world to this very island. No where else really has this kind of “flavor” in its stink.

What amazes me is that much of the stink comes fresh off the bodies of our local bums. Think about how bad you smell when even hours after your bum ass has gotten off the train, it still stinks.

They should make the smell into a candle so we can send it to New Yorkers that have moved out of the city.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…