There’s a guy next to me. He’s an older gentleman. Possibly blind because he’s holding the newspaper 3 inches from his face. More importantly though, he is reading Tuesday’s newspaper.
Today is Thursday.
No, it isn’t just an article he pulled out. It is the entire New York Times.
Maybe I’ve mistaken his blindness…maybe he can’t read at all. That would explain why he hasn’t noticed that the paper is 2 days old.
I must say, the paper looks pretty new. I bet someone sold it to him as a new paper and he didn’t even notice.
See what happens when you start paying too close attention to people around you.
Live from the subway, back to you in studio…