Good times, and a collector’s item.  The Mayors Office announced plans to release 1 million NYC Brand condoms.  The city has the nation’s highest HIV/AIDS rate, so it makes sense.

The cool part?  The wrappers will be branded with all the subway lines!

Bring on the dirty jokes:

So when you plan to pull into your mate’s “Grand Central Terminal,” be sure to bag your “S” train.  Oh, and this may be the only time to avoid the express trains!