Available soon from City Hall: an official New York condom in a jazzy wrapper, perhaps one printed with a colorful subway map or some other city theme.
That’s right, the city rubber is almost here. We blogged about it a few weeks back, and honestly forgot all about it. Heck, who thought it would actually happen. As noted above, some wrapper themes might include subway stuff.
Here’s our idea:
Wrappers: Mark them with the subway line icons. You know, the big red circle with a 1, 2, or 3 on them for the red line. Have one version for all the lines, that way everyone in town has a connection.
The condom: Then, make the actual condom look like a train!!! Think about it…go ahead. Close your eyes. Get it? When the condom gets rolled out, it will look like a meat train. How awesome would that be? This train is headed “downtown.”
They’d sell out of these bad boys in a week.
SUBWAYblogger 
I like the idea of having the MTA subway map printed on the condom wrapper. Now when a hot out-of-towner stares blankly at an in-car subway map, guys everywhere can approach the PYT with condom in hand and ask, “May I be of assistance?”
That way, subway pervs can actually be put to good use.
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