If someone sees my left ear on the platform, please mail it back to me. It’s so cold that my ear fell off and I have no idea where it is.

In the words of Lewis Black, “FUCK it’s cold!”

The subway entrance is like a oasis in a frozen tundra. You actually find yourself counting steps until you reach the stair just so you can get out of the windchill.

Then underground, you seach for the waiting areas as far from the entrance as possible just to avoid the cold breeze.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…