You can always spot a subway newbie when they think they can chat it up on their cellphone. Not so much sweetie.

This girl to my left is completely confused over why she keeps dropping her call. Helloooooooo. We’re a few stories underground. What makes you think you’ll get service down here?

Yeah yeah, we know subways in other cities get cellphone service. However, look around. What part of your surroundings right now screams “technology?”

Maybe it’s the 1930’s lighting that makes you think it will work.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…