The Interboro College ads on the subway are starting to bug the shit out of me.

Become a paralegal. Become an Accountant. Become a Medical Office Assistant.

How about Become a Better College.

Any college advertisment that has the phrase, “No HS Diploma or GED? No problem…” is a pretty bullshit place if you ask me. Earn your HS equivalency while you study at Interboro Institute? I had no idea that you could go to High School and College at the same time. Like an idiot, I did them one after the other.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…