Check this bad boy out:
So if you already bought one of these…well…kill yourself. OR just pull this thing out next time you are up in the Bronx. Same out come.
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SUBWAYblogger 
Ha ha, that’s pretty funny. But I disagree – I whip out my wallet all the time in the subway and have had no problem.
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You can take wallet out most place, but be careful in bad neighborhood like Harlem or East NewYork.
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I take wallet out before going into subway. Never a good idea to take wallet out in public anyway. Years ago carried large purse in subway, man opened it and ejaculated in it. I go to work and reach in for office keys and end up with sticky fingers covered in man goo.
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Theresa – Possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Thanks for that.
Brian – Perhaps. Maybe a normal man’s wallet. Pull this bad boy out though, and you are screaming “Tourist here…please take advantage of me!” Also, is there a blatant plug for HSBC in this thing or is it me?
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oh my god how did a guy ejaculate in your purse and you didn’t notice until you got to your office and reached in for the keys!
that has to be in the top 3 of gross subway stories
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Why does the owner have a British driver’s licence?
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Hey, Theresa
Do you remember what you had for lunch that day?
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It’s kind of odd that the woman with the unlucky sticky purse has a last name of Putanella. Is that a coincidence?
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The man goo story is the worst I have heard, only made more amusing by the last name Putanella!!! This is material for the Daily Show, for sure.
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