SUBWAY Monthly Newsletter

sbmonthlyIntroducing SUBWAY Monthly by SUBWAYblogger.

We here at SUBWAYblogger have decided to offer a monthly newsletter product just for true subway riders.  There’s really nothing like this out in the market right now.  So instead of bitching about it, we’ve decided to take matters into our own hands.

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SUBWAY Monthly will be a…wait for it…monthly newsletter with tons of insider tips, stories, offers, deals, comedic out-takes and more.

What the heck does that mean?

Well for example, did you know that SUBWAYblogger gets sent dozens of emails from companies every month looking to give away their stuff on SUBWAYblogger.com?  Most of the time we tell them to take a hike.  If they want to buy some advertising, we’d be happy to feature their stuff.  If we put all of it up, the site would soon look messier than Billy Mays’s underpants after snorting lines of Oxy Clean.

On the other hand, some of the stuff is actually pretty good.  So we’ll make those offers (only the good ones) to SUBWAY Monthly subscribers.

Some stories are a little more vulgar colorful than even we would publish.  I know, you’re thinking to yourself, “Wait, they actually have worse stories?”   YEAH.  You can’t even imagine some of the submissions we receive.  So we’ll pick the best of the bunch to include in the subscription only version, SUBWAY Monthly.

You may or may not know that the SUBWAYblogger crew has a life outside the tunnels.  As a matter of fact, most of us are pretty well connected.  So we hear about things from our political connections all the time.  Elliot Sander resigning?  Ha…old news.  Unfortunately, many of our sources frown upon us publishing the gritty details on the site.  So we either have to find creative ways around it, or not publish it.   Those little gossip nuggets will also find their way into SUBWAY Monthly.

So those are just a few of the things that you can expect to get each month.  We’ll also throw out ideas, previews, and surveys via the main SUBWAYblogger site all month long to find out what you’d like to see in the next issue.

Is it safe?  Yeah…it’s safe.  SPAM is a bitch.  If I could reach out and throttle every spammer that sends me emails about erectile dysfunction…I’d have to quit my day job just to get to them all.  So your email address will never leave here.  You’ll be joining an elite private group.  You’re info will never be sold to any of those bastards.

Quick FAQ:

What is it?

The best damn thing you’ll read all month.

How do I get it?

Sign up above.

How often is it sent?

Really?  Nevermind…this isn’t for you.  Just go away now.

Who should sign up?

If you’re from Idaho or some other worthless flyover state, don’t bother.  None of it will make sense to you.  SUBWAY Monthly is for true New Yorkers.  True subway riders only.

How much is it?

FREE.

What if it sucks?

Well then just unsubscribe.

4 thoughts on “SUBWAY Monthly Newsletter

  1. Grats on making a signup that only works in Internet Explorer I was about to make a post wondering where the fuck the signup thing was but then something made me think… “no it couldn’t be that bad” so I checked it in IE and there it was. Also that talking shit after you sign up is obnoxious.

    I suggest you get the signup working in firefox so you don’t miss out on half the internet.

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