7 Train Riders Can Get Drunk After All!!

Elliot “Lee” Sander, the MTA executive director and chief executive, said Wednesday that weekend service on the No. 7 train could be restored for the March 17 holiday, which falls on a Saturday.

Green Beer

That’s right ladies and gents, lads and lassies, you too are invited to come into Manhattan for St. Patrick’s Day.  But let’s not speak too soon.  It is not confirmed that service will be restored for the holiday weekend. 

However, if it is, 7 train riders won’t be stranded in the outter boroughs while the rest of us party it up and drown in our green beer.

Muaahhh…Fun Evil

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Not that we condone illegal graffiti, especially of advertisements, but this just looks too fun.  Yes ladies and gentlemen, now you can print out graffiti from your home computer and stick it to subway advertisements.

Not just any graffiti either.  Why bother taking out your black magic marker to give that binki model a Hitler mustache when you could give her a lifelike coldsore instead

Yes folks, print out a batch of these lovely STD stickers, and seek revenge on those ad campaigns that cause your body image problems.

Again, it is illegal, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t fun!!

Top 10 Reasons You’ll Be Late

SUBWAYblogger reader Lee tipped us to this article by the Daily News about the top 10 reasons trains are thrown off schedule.  What are the reasons?

  1. Track work
  2. Signal Trouble
  3. Guard-light trouble (huh?)
  4. Sick Customers
  5. Customers holding doors
  6. Emergency Brakes triggered; no cause found (that’s not comforting)
  7. Broken rail (lovely)
  8. Unruly riders
  9. System Maintenance (isn’t that the same as #1?)
  10. Emergency brakes triggered by signal

4,270 trains were thrown off schedule in 2006.  Somehow, that number seems low, no?  Or maybe I was unlucky enough to be stuck on 4,000 of those trains.  Either way, it seems a bit low.

Overall, the MTA has about 100 categories for transit delays.  In other words, they have over 100 excuses to use when you complain about train service.  Ahhh, the sweet work of a government job. 

Is this a stress test?

Did you ever ride a train where the overhead speakers hum nonstop? Sometimes a hum, a ring, a buzz, or a SIREN.

Sometimes you don’t even notice it at first. Then, a few stops later, you can’t figure out why your head feels like it is going to explode.

It’s almost a cruel form of torture. Most of the time, the hum is no big deal. Annoying, but nothing major. Othertimes, you feel like the MTA is trying to get covert secrets out of you.

Where’s my asprin?

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…

Virgin Vacations Rates Subways? Bullsh*t Alert

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We were tipped off to this by Gothamist, and boy does it smell of BS.

Virgin Vacations (as in British based Virgin Atlantic Airlines) rated the top 11 Underground Transit systems in the world.  Well whada you know, London’s Tube came in at #1.  A little bias don’t you think?

The New York City Subway didn’t even rank in the top 5!  It crawled in at number 7.  Booo.  The Russians even beat us (coming in at number 3)!!  At least they have something going right over there. 

Ok, so if you were rating based on cleanlyness and security, well then we’re shocked we even made the list.  But in terms of how well the sytem gets you around the city, you would think the NYC subway would have ranked higher.  For that matter, NYC is the only one with a 24 hour system!  Surely that earns some points somewhere.

Anyway, check out the clearly Euro-Favored rankings here.

Now that’s entertainment

Ok so tonight’s “Live from the Subway” post is only a pseudo “live” post.  I was inspired to post about this guy, but truly, only video would do it justice.  So instead of writing about him while I was at 42nd Street, I decided to search YouTube for a video of him.  It’s the kind of thing you just know will be on YouTube.

Anyway, I’ve seen this guy dozens of time, and…well…I thought it was time to give him a shout out.  No, your eyes don’t deceive you.  It really is that strange in person.

A note to our readers

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Mainly, this is due to the amazing growth in site traffic we have received. So that’s great!! Who knew that a blog like this could ever be popular? Anyway, increased site traffic has put some stress on the severs. To solve these problems, we’ve “lightened the load” by making the code more efficient. That’s geek talk for making stuff work faster.

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Poor electronic signs, you never had a chance

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Yay!  The electronic message boardsalong the L line are up and running.  Uhhh…wait…no, maybe they aren’t.  Are they broken already?

In some cases yes, and not just with quirky little bugs.  It turns out that people are actually stealing the copper wiring that the signs are hooked up to!  The copper cabling is very valuable, and can be sold easily as scrap metal. 

The rising price of copper among scrap dealers is thought to be the cause of many copper capers around the city.

Transit officials say the thefts are partly to blame for delays in completing its ballyhooed Public Address/Customer Information Screen project.

Alright, let’s not get too carried away.  We can agree that it is a pretty significant set back, but don’t put too much of the delay-blame on the copper thieves.  There’s been a significant number of non-wire related problems too. 

On a side note, how much faith should we have in subway security?  If people can walk in, cut out copper cables, and walk away without anyone noticing, that seems to be a problem!  These aren’t little cables either.  Some of them can be an inch or two thick. 

L Train Stabbing Leaves One Dead

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If you were at the New Lots Ave stop of the L train at around 3am this morning, you probably saw a pretty ugly thing.  Five people were arrested in connection with the stabbing and subsequent death of 20-year old Gerlin Collando. 

Collando was stabbed multiple times in the chest.  Allegedly, the argument that lead to the stabbing was the result of Collando dancing with someone else’s girlfriend at a party.

The suspects jumped onto a departing train, however, police held the train and caught up to the suspects at the next stop.

Now that the “hard” news is out of the way, let’s discuss…

How freaking scary would it be to find yourself stuck in a train car with the “suspects?”  One thing that idiot criminals forget is that they can’t out run a radio.  So, when police were called to the scene, they were able to radio for the train to be held.  Thus, the train stopped, doors closed, with the suspects trapped inside.

Not a crew that SUBWAYblogger would like to be locked in with.  There had to have come a point where the suspects knew that something was going on.  They had to know that the train was stopped because of them.

Anyway, stopping the train gives police plenty of time to get set up at the next stop.  At that point, there’s really no where else to run.

Just imagine sitting on that train.  Out the window, you see this group of guys stab another guy.  Then they run into the car that you are already sitting in.  What do you do?  Probably you just act like any other New Yorker, and act like nothing is out of the ordinary. 

More Winter Weather on the Way

Just in time to mess up your commute. The rain, snow, freezing rain, and ultimately ice will be here at about the time you’re ready to head off to work.

Even for those of us that don’t rely on street transportation, it could get messy. It all starts with the walk.

The sidewalks can be a disater waiting to happen. Many landlords and businesses don’t clear their sidewalks until after the snow and ice has stopped. So that makes walking fun. Then, there’s the slip n’ slide stairs to get down to the subway. Also fun. Lasty, you get to do it all over again in reverse once you get to your destination.

What does all this mean? Leave plenty of extra time to get where you are going. That way, you won’t have to be like “Last Minute Arrival Guy.”

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…