Nice chin hair…LADY. Wow. This woman has almost a full beard on her chin. The things you notice when you stand 6 inches from complete strangers…

Know what else is nice? Coughing guy. You know, Mr. “I have bronchitis” and want to stand right in front of you.

Yes sir, please share your wet, throaty, coughing with me. Let ME breathe in all your healthy goodness. Mmm…the taste of flu season.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…