We need to slim down

Folks, summer is quickly bearing down on us, and we look pretty terrible. There. I said it.

The warm weather makes people in NYC want to break out their new sping outfits, which is fine. However, did you buy that thinking you were going to lose 15 pounds before wearing it? Maybe you forgot when you pulled it out of the closet today.

Currently, I am crammed between some men and women who should perhaps give their choice of outfit a little more thought.

This goes for men and women. For example, fellas, let’s keep the sleeves on our shirts for a few extra weeks. Ok? I know it is news to you, but we can see your man boobs when you wear that cutoff shirt. Also, if your chest hair starts at your collar bone and goes straight down to your knuckes, you might want to always have sleeves…even though it feels like you already do.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…

4 thoughts on “We need to slim down

  1. Also, if your chest hair starts at your collar bone and goes straight down to your knuckes, you might want to always have sleeves…even though it feels like you already do.

    Let’s make all the ugly people take the bus too while we’re at it. The subway is only for us pretty folk 😛

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  2. I don’t like watching junkies shoot up and I don’t like watching fat chicks eat cake.The signs clearly say ‘no eating, no drinking, no radio playing.’ I’ve never seen anyone be penalized for breaking the laws of the rail. If you pay one fare, you get one seat; don’t let your double wide ass take up space intended for 3 paying customers.

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