Where the hell is everyone? Not that I’m complaining, but I thought today might still be the weekend. There’s no one on the train this morning.

Not only did I get a seat, but there were even some left over! It’s like living in an alternate universe.

This must be what it’s supposed to be like if there were more trains, faster trains, that ran on time! This would be wonderful if it happened all the time.

Somehow, I even got into a car that has strong air conditioning!

Yeah, this is way to strange for a Monday, but I’ll take it. We can have 4th of July every week!

Thi train I’m on even seems to be running ahead of schedule. We are cruising down the line. Very little wait time at each stop since there aren’t many people to pick up in the first place. This ride that normally takes 20 minutes is going to be cut to 12 minutes. That’s awesome…especially since I’m running late. Shhh.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio… .