Just a Big Pile of Suck

Ok, so can we discuss how f-ed up the past couple days of subway ridership have been?

Why is it that crappy service always comes in waves?  You never just have one random day where things are messed up.  It always seems like it has to come in 3 or 4 day in a row bursts.  It’s like the MTA is trying to test your limits or something.

Monday:  A bazillion degrees out.  Subway is hot sick.  The morning run was just a pain in the ass because the train took forever to get there.  Like 15 minutes at least.  The evening run was way worse.  The trains were so late, that they decided to have my local train skip a bunch of stops.  Unfortunately, one of those skipped stop a one that I had to get off.  Damn.  So I had to get off well in advance and wait for the infamous train “directly behind this one.”

Tuesday:  Same slow ass wait in the morning.  Evening…well…just shoot me.  By far the worst day this week (so far).  A slight drizzle as I approached the subway entrance. Unfortunately, I did not have an umbrella, but not a big deal since I made it to the train before it got bad.

Well, the trains were apparently very late again.  On the plus side, I got there as the train arrived, but there were already people who had been waiting for 20 minutes.  By complete miracle, I made it onto the train.  Everything was going swimmingly until the dreaded “this train will be going express…”  Again, my stop was getting skipped.  Shit.

We all unload, only at this point there was virtually no space whatsoever to even fit on the platform!  Express train after express train kept dumping more and more people on the other side, so it was getting pretty dangerous.  Clearly, I was not getting anywhere near the next train, so I headed for street level thinking I could catch the bus.  Read More »

What’s your jam?

Subway iPod

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In a completely unrelated spin off to yesterday’s Sudoku post, we began a discussion about iPod content.

Turns out, there’s a lot of other geeks out there like SUBWAYblogger that listen to a variety of podcasts instead of music on their iPods.

I have a ton of music on my iPod, but I prefer to listen to news podcasts on my way to work.  It’s a nice way to catch up on what happened while I was asleep.  Newspapers don’t really cut it since they go to print in the late evening the night before.  And podcasts are more fun.

Since you’re probably a bit of a geek (since you are a reader of this blog), maybe you go for the podcasts over the jams from time to time.

So what are you listening to?  Let us know in the comments!!  Feel free to post links to your favorite podcasts.  Note:  Some comments might require moderation depending on the link.  I will manually review them and approve them as soon as possible.

Sudoku

I don’t even know if I’m spelling it correctly…sudoku. Do you “soduko” on your way to work? Today it’s what the crossword was 10 years ago.

In either case, I can’t think of anything more stressful to do at any time. I just don’t get what satisfaction a person gets from completing one.

Just about every morning, I see someone crunching the numbers on the train. This is going to sound like a racist remark, but many of the Asian women I see playing have the pocket sized, electronic version. Just an observation, nothing more.

Paper or electronic, I just don’t get it. Then again, I guess most people wouldn’t understand blogging as a way to pass the time.

I guess I’m just not that type of person. Doing all that addition over and over again to complete the game would cause me more stress. I’d probably have a headache before getting 3 boxes filled in.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio… .

Let’s Revisit the Subway Air Conditioning Question

Ok, I was wrong!  I take it all back.  The concept of glass doors on the subway platforms is the best idea I’ve ever heard of.  After Bloomberg gets done solving the congestion pricing issue, he needs to work on this.  He would truly be a hero.

Back in April, SUBWAYblogger laughed at the idea of having glass doors as a barrier to the subway tracks on the new Second Avenue line.   The doors would work just like the AirTran stations.  I think the monorail at Disney World works this way too.

Basically, when the train’s not in the station, there’s doors that close to separate the open tracks from the platform.  I’m guessing that it is mainly a safety issue, but it also allows the contained platform areas to be air conditioned.

There’s absolutely no way to cool down the current system because the platforms are open to miles and miles of tunnels.  The hot air just gets trapped down there.

The NYC Subway was originally built with a push-pull system for air exchange.  Ever notice those large vents to street level?  They look like a large grate.  Well, they are there to let air exchange back and forth between street level and the tunnels.  Back in the day, the concept was to have a “natural” exchange of air caused by moving trains.

As a train moves forward, it pushes air.  When it reaches a vent, the air gets pushed out.  After the train passes the vent, the train then creates a trail of suction which pulls fresh air back down.  Hence, the push-pull system.  The entire fleet of trains does this constantly.

Unfortunately, the system was put into place waaaaay back in the day.  This was before we had such large, hot trains.  Back then, the trains were smaller and there were not as many.  Also, air conditioned trains is only a recent development.  Past trains had no AC at all!  All of today’s trains pump the hot air out of the train cars and back into the tunnels.  Also, the trains themselves are bigger and more powerful therefore requiring larger cooling systems.

So anyway, it’s time to revisit this issue.  There must be something that can be done. Maybe there’s trains that can run cold and don’t produce extra heat.  Or maybe we can put up doors on all the platforms.  Hell, we are spending billions of dollars on a new line.  Maybe we could roll the idea out system wide.  It would also cut down on the number of crazies that throw themselves on the tracks.  They’d probably still find a way, but at least it wouldn’t be easy.

In the mean time, we’ll sweat our asses off underground.

Pencils Ready…it’s Time to Grade the 7 Train.

If you recall, back in May the new MTA President decided that he wanted to create a grading system for the city’s subways and buses. Basically, riders will be given the opportunity to fill out survey cards about all things transit.

Yeah, the Straphanger’s Campaign has been doing this for years now, but I guess that doesn’t matter. It will be interesting though to compare the results.

Starting Tuesday and running for 3 days, riders on the morning 7 trains will be handed survey cards allowing grades of A thru F to be awarded in 21 categories.

The Post says the categories include:

…cleanliness, security, clarity of announcements and courtesy of transit workers.

On those alone, here’s our grade:

  1. Cleanliness C- (oh please)
  2. Security F+ (aka you failed well)
  3. Clarity of Announcements C (because that can’t possibly be English)
  4. Courtesy of Transit Workers C- (cranky pants)

This is going to be a complete shit show. Can’t wait to see the official results.

Got Paint? Some stops do. Others, not so much.

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Have you noticed how some subway stops are in way better shape than others? Many are litterally falling apart around you. At any moment, a 3 foot sheet of ceiling paint could fall off and hit you in the head.  Look up once in a while.  You’ll see entire sheets coming off.

The Kicker:  The MTA has the money to repaint 200 stations!!

The $5.4 billion sale of Stuyvesant Town generated a huge windfall for the MTA in mortgage taxes…

Currently, only 12 stations a year are planned to be painted.  Yup.  Just 12.

Gothamist is asking what stations you think are in the worst paint shape??

Odd Subway Sex Assault

Note to self ladies:  Don’t pass out drunk on the subway platform and expect not to be felt up.

Jasiri Walloe, 32, was arrested early Friday after the brazen assault, cops said.

Walloe found the victim passed out on a bench at 5 a.m. at the Brooklyn Bridge station, police said. He allegedly began kissing and fondling the intoxicated woman.

When a No. 6 train pulled in, Walloe scooped her up and carried her aboard. Walloe took her off the train at Spring Street, cops said.

Another rider grew suspicious and followed the two off the train. Walloe took the woman into a vestibule at 214 Mulberry St. where he removed her shorts and underwear, police said. He then fondled and molested her, waking her up, police said. Walloe allegedly began to bolt, but was caught a short distance away by police who had been called by the witness.

From the NYP

Yeeeeeeah…weird.  First of all, what the hell are you doing passed out at a subway stop at 5am?   What happened to your friends?  Your drunk ass totally got ditched.  It was probably to the point where no one wanted to deal with you sh*t anymore.  But I bet they didn’t think you were going to get raped.

How drunk do you have to be to not wake up while being carted off onto a subway train, then taken into a vestibule, stripped naked, and fondled?  By the way, what the hell is a subway vestibule?  Are there secret rooms or spaces I was unaware of?

I’m not saying she had it coming, but people need to stop being idiots.

She is on the Pill

The Planned Parenthood ads crack me up. The funniest is the one with the girl outside near a bridge. In great big letters above her:

“I’m on the pill.”

Hahah. She must be desprate for modeling gigs. Who wants to be the birth control slut with your picture plastered on subways all over Manhattan?

What if she actually lives in NYC. Imagine seeing her sitting on the train! There she is. There’s her picture. There she is. There’s her picture.

I can just see the conservatives saying “what a whore” in the back of their minds…even though it is just an ad campaign.

Just the idea or the name “Planned Parenthoot” makes some people uncomfortable. It just makes me laugh that now it’s in their faces on the subway. Haha.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio… .