Or at least discuss strategies. Yikes.
There’s two fairly large, old men that ride the subway every morning. I see them at least a couple times a month together. They’re already on the train when I get on, so they must live further uptown.
They have really distinct old-man gravely voices, and are quite round in the middle. They usually sit across from each other on the train and chat about old men issues.
Today, I was close enough to be able to understand what they were talking about.
Turns out, they are old men drug dealers. Good to know that age is just a number.
One was talking about a client that wants more than he’s able to get. They were talking about it in a somewhat cryptic way, but you knew what they were talking about.
“He keeps asking for four, but i can’t get him that many.”
“Why not? I thought you got six when you go up there.”
“So you keep the rest for personal use.”
“Yeah, and my guy won’t sell me more than that.”
“How much you sellin’ for? $15?”
“So here’s what you do, you tell him you can get six but you’re gonna have to make two trips. When you come back, say you could only get three. Then when he makes a fuss about it, tell him you have a fourth, but that’s it.”
“I don’t know.”
“Or you sell him three today, and three tomorrow. Then you still have six left over for the next time.”
So it was a meeting of the minds to say the least. They then got into a discussion about people buying on credit and not paying up. Good times.