Predicting the Heat’s-A-Coming

I’m to lazy to go and look up the temperatures from last May, but I feel like we’re getting off easy this year temperature wise. I have a feeling these relatively mild weeks are going to quickly come back and bite us in the ass.

I’m predicting that we get our first sustained heat not this week but next week.  This week will be the last week of the nice mild weather.   I’m just going on a hunch that next week is going to be the official beginning of the balls hot weather.

Of course, I have absolutely no scientific data to back that up.  It’s just a feeling.

As with everything on the subway, I get really jumpy when things go too well for too long.

Being able to leave home without a jacket and not sweat my ass off on the platform is delightful.  But I’m used to only being able to do that for a few days a year.

Now, remember SUBWAYblogger’s three day theory.  It takes a full three days for the temperature underground to totally catch up to the outside temp.  One day of 98 degree weather won’t do anything down below.  We need three back to back days in the mid eighties for it to become totally unbearable underground.

I’m really not looking forward to the heat in the subway this year, not that I would any year.  This year particularly though.  There’s a really distinct smell of urine ripening at my stop that just gets worse by the day.  I can only imagine what the heat is going to bring.

There’s clearly some homeless guy that keeps making a daily deposit there because there’s no way that one quick piss could be persistent this long.  That ammonia smell is getting pretty ridiculous.  It’s almost to the point where you can taste it.  I’m considering walking all the way to the other end of the platform from now on.

Anyway, mark my words.  Heat’s a comin’.

2 thoughts on “Predicting the Heat’s-A-Coming

  1. i have already noticed (6 train, from 110th to 23rd) that the MTA is cutting back on not just AC, but fans as well. at least 3 times in the past two weeks, there was clearly no air moving about from 110 to 42nd. then poof, as soon as we hit 42nd, the fans and or AC kicks in. guess they figure the peeps coming off Metro North are a higher class than us coming from the UES. this is going to be really fun when the actual heat hits!


  2. @The Sedge: Yeah man, I feel you. I’ve noticed that too.

    I thought it was just something had broken down. It happens from time to time, but then you move to another car and it works.

    However, it seems to be happening more and more lately.

    I’m as much of a treehugger as the next guy, so I can deal with killing the AC this time of year. But those fans need to keep moving. That still air is killer.


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