The only blog written from the NYC Subway system

The MTA is continuing their quest to teach us barbaric New Yorkers some morals.  Of course, they are exactly the right team of folks to be in charge of such an endeavor. In their latest batch of subway car advertisements, a sign clearly illustrates that it is “the right thing to do” when you get [...]

I enjoy a nice, crisp, white dress shirt as much as the next guy I guess.  I don’t really think about them much other than when I immediately get a stain or mark on them before even getting to work. That happened to me this morning thanks to the damn rubber gaskets on the subway [...]

Was anyone on the 2 train Thursday morning when it started terminating “because of a sick passenger”? I truly hate that bullshit.  Get the damn sick passenger off the train and let’s get moving.  I don’t understand why an entire line has to come to a screatching halt because someone pukes on a train.  Even [...]

If you miraculously find a working escalator somewhere in the New York City subway system… 1) Alert us immediately.  They are, in fact, an endangered species 2) Walk on the left side, and stand on the right.  Don’t be a dick and stand in the middle, or next to your girlfriend. Folks, it’s a simple [...]

Let’s just be clear, if you’re wearing a backpack on a crowded subway train at rush hour, you are a douchebag.  Period.  There’s no defense. Secondly, if you are a grown man wearing a backpack for any reason (at any time) that doesn’t have something to do with hiking or camping, you are also a [...]

You Be the Judge… Fat People: Subway Gal and Here SUBWAYblogger and Here Homeless: Subway Gal SUBWAYblogger and Bums Category Sleeping on Subway: Subway Gal SUBWAYblogger Emergency Exits Subway Gal SUBWAYblogger Pee Subway Gal SUBWAYblogger Fare Increase, Same Crappy Service Subway Gal SUBWAYblogger Heat and Air Conditioning Subway Gal SUBWAYblogger and Here (same headline) and [...]

I feel like I am running into the most bitchy people on the subway lately.  I mean this week! There seem to be an especially high number of moody bitches causing problems on the train.  For what ever reason, it has still be crowded in the morning even though many schools are off this week.  [...]

Can I just say that the women who leap over people to dive on an open seat need to freaking relax. I mean seriously. Ok here’s the profile of the people I generally speak of: Female 18-34 Years Old Usually White Skinny iPod Wearing Attitude The skinny aspect is critical to the scenario because these [...]