So, seeing as I am in the subway, I thought I would list a few.
1). Super old people. Yes, the elderly have a right to be on the train. However, if you can’t hold up your own head, it is time to take a cab. Or at least take the bus.
2). People who wear earplugs. Did you ever notice these people? “The subway it to loud for my sensitive ears.” Shut up and grow a pair.
3). People that have to stand in the middle. These are the people that get on board and frantically run for the isle. They are willing to climb over people so that they don’t have to stand in the doorway.
4). Strollers. Don’t even get me started on the damn baby strollers.
5). Super shoppers. These are the people that have 8 oversized shopping bags. They just came from the Container Store and they have coffin sized boxes they want to carry on the train.
6). White kids that dress like black kids. You’ll never be as cool or as hardcore as the black kids so just stop it.
7). The British. Not cool British people. Just the ones that bitch about everything. If you want to complain, go back to England. Besides, you have your own subway.
I could continue, but I feel a hate crime coming on.
Live from the subway, back to you in studio…