C’mon ladies, eat a damn sandwich

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A new article out on the AP Wire today says that women on crazy diets are actually causing subway delays. That’s right, women who skip meals are fainting on the subway, causing major backups.

Top Causes of Subway Delays

  1. Holding Doors
  2. Stalled Trains
  3. Sick Passengers

Coming in at #3: Sick Passengers. “Sick” covers a variety of situations, but according to EMT’s stationed at major transit hubs, many are caused by women who faint from low sugar, etc.

How is this possible? Well, a woman trying to shed some holiday weight maybe skips dinner and breakfast the next morning. On her way to work, she gets a little light headed and faints on the train. People around her contact the conductor, and the train is required to wait for EMS to arrive. Now do you see where this is going? And it happens more than you think.

SUBWAYblogger is going to start carrying a box of Powerbars around in case we spot some frail women about to drop.

When it comes to Women’s health issues one’s diet should be changed using moderation.

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