Ski Caps

Really? Ski caps in the summer in New York City?

I now those knit hats look cool and every thing, but you’re going to kill yourself by wearing them in the summer.

Maybe they’ve been around, and I’ve just never noticed. Lately, I’ve seen guys everywhere with them on. Just the thought of wearing one out on a sticky, humid day sounds like torture to me.

Hey, in the fall/winter, they actually look pretty good. I’m not saying you shouldn’t wear them. However, when you’re standing on the subway platform with sweat pouring out of every area on your body, don’t you think it’s time to take off the winter hat?

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Subway ads are art and entertainment

I know I’ve said it before, but I really enjoy the School of Visual Arts subway ads. The just recently put up a new campaign. They are even more clever that the last batch!

You can’t beat the slogan either, “How bad do you want to be good?” Makes me want to be an artist.

Anway, you can just stand here and look at them. Some of them are kinda like visual puzzles.

I enjoy the one with the fotune cookies, and the one with the spider web.

Anyway, this is quickly becoming a super lame post. Actually, we’re way past that point. So all I have to say is these ads are better than a Dr Zizmore…or whatever the hell his name is…ad any day.

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Quiet is scary

Maybe it’s because I’m a New Yorker and a regular subway rider, but a calm mornings are always a little tense.

I’m not used to it not being crowded, the train arriving on time, the announcements being clear, and the people being normal. It always seems like the calm before the storm.

I honestly had to look at my BlackBerry calendar to make sure that today was in fact Monday. There aren’t any business looking people on this train, so that makes it even stranger. I though that I might have had an insane moment and left for work on a Sunday.

Anyway, here I am. So far so good. Maybe this is prepayment for a really crappy ride home…who knows. For now, I’ll take it. Cautiously.

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Police to Fight Subway Perverts?

AMNY reports that the Manhattan borough president wants to have the police crack down on subway pervsattacking and harassing people in the subway.

Scott Stringer’s office asked commuters how often someone sexually attacked or harassed them in the subway, and found frightening results. More than 60 percent of those who responded to the online study said they were sexually harassed and 10 percent said they’d been sexually assaulted. (AMNY)

60% !??!  Are you kidding me?   More than half the riders of the subway have been sexually harassed in the subway?  That seems a bit too extreme.  Ok, so 98% have been harassed in general, but not sexually. 

Rush hour was noted as the most dangerous time to get sexed up.  How is that?  One woman reported that a man began to masturbate across right in front of her.  I must be missing something.  Where are all these freaks at 5:30pm on a Tuesday?

I guess I can see how people can cop a feel while getting crammed into a subway car.  I mean, it is just close quarters.  Your entire body gets pressed up against the person in front of you, but I don’t think that counts as a sexual crime.  Pervs must be playing grab ass or something and blaming it on the congestion. 

I guess I will have to do a better job protecting my sweet, sweet ass. 

MTA Could Move on Fare Hike TODAY

Published reports say that the MTA could vote on its first fare hike in four years as early as today!  😦 

If an increase is on the agenda, there won’t be a decision until December. But the MTA board could decide today to schedule public hearings on fare hikes for New York City Transit, the Metro-North Railroad and the Long Island Rail Road. (AP)

The City’s Independent Budget Office did a review of the books and it seems that at 20% base fare increased would be needed by 2010 to fight mounting debt.  That would put the standard far at about $2.40. 

Free bus-to-subway transfers and MetroCardsthat allow unlimited trips for one price over seven or 30 days have dropped the average cost of a ride to $1.28, which is lower than it was in 1996, according to MTA monthly reports. Longtime board member Barry Feinstein, who said he was not privy to budget strategy, vowed he would not support anything that means a step backward for the system.

Where’s Captain “No Fare Hike” Spitzer on this issue?  Too busy battling it out with Bruno I guess.  Clearly this increase is the exact opposite of what he promised in his election campaign.  However, at this point, politicians making promises and then not delivering shouldn’t be a shock to anyone.  Let’s hope he speaks up soon.

Anyway, I’m not opposed to a fare hike if it is the only way to keep the system from going under.  Listen, I understand that things cost money, and that things are always going to get more expensive.  Unfortunately, there’s that lingering feeling that if money were managed more efficiently, this wouldn’t be a problem. 

On that note, if there’s going to be a fare hike, at least make it a good one.  Let’s say the fare does go up to $2.40.  That increase is only designed to maintain the status quo.  That means that we would be stuck with the same issues that we are faced with now:  dirty subways, failing equipment, and lack of consistent service.  I’d rather bump it up to $3.00 if it means that all the subway platforms can get a face lift, more trains can be put into service, and the equipment system wide get’s updated.  I have no problem paying more if it means that there’s going to be some sort of benefit. 

Paying an extra $0.40 on a base fare just to keep the MTA’s head above water doesn’t seem smart.  Might as well take the opportunity to make a big splash.  That is of course under the assumption that the only way to solve this problem is a fare hike…of which I think we are all a bit suspicious. 

Harry Potter Takes Over the Subway

Harry Potter subway reader

Yesterday, there were Harry Potter readers everywhere you turned. Every other person on the train had their heads burried in a thick book.

Today, there seems to be even more! Maybe yesterday made the closet Potter fans feel ok with taking their books out.

Most people took of the paper jackets on their copy, so all you could see was the orange and green hard cover. However, you still know it is a Potter book because people have them clutched to their chests as if they were made of gold.

Subway riders seem a little more focused on finding a good spot to pull out their books and read. The seats are full of HP readers. There’s some people standing, but that huge book seems like a bit too much to handle while also trying to keep your balance.

So here’s the game of the day. Count the Harry Potter books. When you are on the train later today, see how many you can spot.

I’ll kick it off with 6 so far.

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Photo via T a i s

Rainy Eve Day of the Subway’s Report Card

Yeah, so it’s rainy as hell, but at least it’s a little cooler out today. That’s a refreshing change.

Unfortunately, it is still humid as hell on the subway. I had the unlucky fortune of getting on car without air conditioning. It was just as crowded as always, so that kinda kept me from being able to jump ship and run to another car. There was a high risk that I might not have been able to get back on board. With the poor reliability of service in heavy rain, I wasn’t about to get out, miss the train, and wind up stuck on the platform forever.

In other news, the Straphanger’s Campaign State of the Subway report comes out tomorrow today (damn you day old wire story)!! In a sneak peak, it seems that the R and W trains aren’t getting a good rating (shock and awe). As a matter of fact, the report is going to be released outside City Hall’s R and W station.

Last year, the 6 train was rated highest. SUBWAYblogger doesn’t think that will be the case this year.

The report should be especially interesting considering the changes that lie on the horizon. Increased fares, congestion pricing, and the behemoth Second Avenue line. This report should be a fairly accurate barometer for telling us if the system can handle the increased load.

Obviously, without even looking at the report, we all know that that the answer is NO. However, now that Bloomberg was able to push congestion pricing through, the City will be eligible for $500+ million in funds to improve the infrastructure. So, much of that cash **should** be going toward improving mass transit as well as getting the toll system up and running.

So, the worst rated lines might be the best areas to start improvements. We’ll see.

Rain? What Rain? The Transit Gods Smile Upon Me

As many loyal readers know, the transit gods often poop on my morning commute.  Yes, that’s right…I said poop.

Today, however, they spared me from a complete nightmare.  As we all are completely aware, it’s raining like hell today.  When I woke up and looked out the window, it was coming down in buckets.

I did the morning routine, and headed out with my umbrella in hand.  Nothing.  It had completely stopped raining.  So I wandered over to the subway without having to take out my umbrella.

I thought for sure that the heavy rain was going to screw up my train.  I was waiting there, completely expecting there to be an announcement saying that the tracks were under water or something.  Nope.  The train showed up, and had no problems all the way to work.

I got off the train and started to hoof it over to the office.  Just as I was starting to get close, it started to sprinkle a little.  There was still no need for the umbrella though.  So, I got into work completely dry.  By the time I got up the elevator to my office, it was pouring again.  I looked out my window and could hardly see the building across the street it was raining so hard.

Then I heard that all the highways were flooded, Metro North was all f-ed up, and subways were starting to experience extensive delays.  Somehow, I had completely avoided transit hell.

Let’s hope it keeps up on the way home today.  I’m not holding my breath, though.

Mmmm Touch It

What will you or won’t you touch in the subway? If you ask me, nothing unless I have to.

Sometimes, you’re forced into a crowd of people where you have to hold onto a rail or something while the train is moving. Otherwise, this BlackBerry is the only thing my hands will touch for the entire ride. Even the BlackBerry I disinfect every other day or so.

I bring it up because many (if not most) people grab right onto those hand rails even when they don’t need too. People sitting down even hold on sometimes! Unless I am about to fall on a pregnant woman carrying newborn puppies, I’m not touching a thing.

Take a long, hard look at some of the fine specimens riding the train with you. Then think about how disgusting some people are. To top off the grossness, then think about the homeless, TB infected bums that were touching that same rail or seat just last night.

Mmmm, gonna think twice next time?

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Bud Select Sexes it Up

I’m glad to see that Budweiser Select has finally gotten back to its advertising roots. The latest campaign features a hot chick in a bikini, on the beach, holding a Select. The slogan underneath reads, “Step up to Select.”

Also, “Exceptional Taste. Never Filling.”. I agre with the second statement. The first is BS.

Anyway, back to the bikini…

They’ve finally agreed to get back to traditionalist beer advertising on the subways. The only thing that goes better that beer with girls is beer with girls in bikinis.

Bravo, Bud. Bravo.

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