Ride the Subway for Free?

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Stop the presses!  There’s actual talk of making the subway FREE to ride.  I know, it makes me a little nauseous too. 

Theodore Kheel donated $100,000 to the Institute for Rational Urban Mobility to fund a study about making the subway free to ride.  Kheel believes that it can be done. 

Hold on to your seats because here comes the scary logic:

If New Yorkers don’t pay a fee to use the police and fire departments, they should not have to pay to use the city’s mass transit system.

Ok, that makes sense.  SUBWAYblogger can get behind that.  It just really freaks us out to think of all the people getting on the train for free, that’s all.  People overload.  All of a sudden, our subway will look like the Tokyo subway.  We’ll have to hire the little men with white gloves to stuff people into the trains!

At this point, it is just a study.  Kheel believes that the whole thing could be funded by charging drivers to drive on the busiest streets of the city.  All that revenue would offset the subway costs.

It certainly would have a lot of revenue to generate.  What few people don’t realize is that the hundreds of millions in subway fares collected each year hardly gets put back into the system.  Much of the revenue generated today goes to fund other city projects.  That’s part of the reason the city suffered the TWU strike.  The money that could have paid for wages and benefits was essentially already tied up in funding other city projects.

The fact is that the transit system is quite the nest egg for the city.  Getting rid of that gold paved money road would cause quite the uproar.  So the city street car tolls will have to really make up the missing cash.

Ok, my head hurts. 

“Because of an investigation,” strikes again

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Quickly becoming me least favorite phrase in the English language.  They should just change it to, “Because the system is ridiculously fragile,” or “Because it has been a few days since we last inconvenience you…”

As soon as you hear that phrase of the PA system, you might as well bend over and take it in the shorts.  Resisting will only make it harder.  No matter what comes after that phrase, just assume that you are not going to get where you are going on time.  Period.

It could be, “Because of an investigation in Miami, Florida, all express service will be running on the local track.”  It doesn’t matter what comes next.  There’s never a detailed reason.  Meanwhile, they will constantly tell you where the next train is in the opposite direction you are trying to go. 

Yes, please keep telling me where the next uptown train is.  Myself, and the other 1,500 riders on the downtown platform are hanging in suspense.  But keep telling us about that investigation.  Don’t tell us where the hell the next train is, no no.  Keep us guessing.  It’s more fun that way.

The First Real Snow of the Season On the Horizon

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The first real snow of the season might be just around the corner.  Will the subway hold up?  NYC Transit Spokesman Paul Fleuranges says YES.  But haven’t we heard that before?

You might not think that snow could do anything to the subway, but you would be wrong.  The subway is exposed to surface level weather at many points.  So, anywhere the trains run above ground can be overrun with snow!  We all know that once there is a bottleneck in one area, the entire line suffers. 

Believe it or not though, the MTA has snowblower trains and anti-ice trains to clear the tracks.  Who knew?  They even run trains empty to keep the rails from freezing.

“Underground service isn’t affected, and elevated service is for the most part ok due to constant running of trains keeps rails free of ice etc,” says Fleuranges. 

But that wasn’t really the case during the blizzard last year.  There were lots of service disruptions.  So I guess the bottom line is you should play it safe and leave extra commute time on Wednesday morning.  6-10 inches of snow, wind, freezing rain, ice…mmm it’s gonna be fun.

PATH train riders get email alerts. Subway riders get…to work late?

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New Jersey Transit has just started a new email alert program for the PATH train that alerts subscribers to service disruptions.  It’s a free service, and so far they have signed up over 2,700 users.

When was the last time the subway got something cool like this?  Try never.  The last cool thing we got was the MetroCard instead of tokens.  Yeah, it’s been that long.  This would be especially cool for people that carry BlackBerries and other PDA’s.  We could get the alerts right on our phone. 

Even regular cell phone users could get them. Did you know that you can email text alerts to yourself?  If you have Verizon wireless service, you can just email yourself at vtext.com.  For example, just send an email to 2125551234@vtext.com.  That message will get sent to your phone!  Just insert your number before the @ symbol.

Anyway, because of that, these email alerts would be great.  It would definitely have helped during yesterday’s debacle.  Sure, wireless service is limited underground.  However, if you got the alert ahead of time, you could make alternate arrangements before you reached the subway.

We think it is time the MTA got in the game!

Is it silly hat day?

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Did I not get the memo? I know it is cold out, especially the last few days. But the head gear around town is pretty silly.

Looking around this train, it is clear that people could give a damn about how goofy they look as long as their ears are warm. Can’t say I blame them.

SUBWAYblogger is more of a 180’s earwarmer kind of person. Not really a hat person.

It always make me laugh to see a bald man wearing a tight little hat that hugs their dome. If you are one of these guys, stay away from the white winter hats. They make your head look like a…well you know.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…

Oooo Girrrrl…Gypsy Maps Bitch Slaps onNYTurf’s Map

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So if you’ve checked out GypsyMaps, you might have found yourself asking, “Did onNYTurf go girly?”  Nope, it isn’t the same site. 

Gypsymapsis a pretty blatant copy of the onNYTurfsubway map/Google Map mashup. 

Unfortunately, I think Gypsy may end up on top in this one, and that’s just because it is more corporate looking.  The site’s reponse time is a little better, the site is a little more modern, and there’s clearly new products in development.  Gypsy says that they will also release a bus version very shortly.

However, SUBWAYblogger has a softspot for the onNYTurf maps.  They are more grassroots.  It’s a noncommercial effort of real people just looking to provide New Yorkers a great free service.  So, I think they deserve all the credit. Unfortunately, a more commercial company might monetize it much better.

Anyway, check them both out and see what you like.  If you don’t have a preference, then just stick with the good guys at onNYTurf.

You’re better off staying home

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If you are a rider of the N, R, of F train, you would probably have ended up better off if you called out of work this morning. Holy smokes there were major issues on the East Side this morning.

A broken rail at 59th & Lex sent the East Side’s subway commute into a spiraling ball of flames.  The MTA notice?  Late and descriptive (not) as always:

Due to a rail condition at the Lexington Avenue-59th Street Station:

There is no service on the W train between the Astoria-Ditmars Boulevard Station and the Whitehall Street-South Ferry Station.

In addition, there is no service on the N train between the 57th Street-7th Avenue Station and the Astoria-Ditmars Boulevard Station.

Also, the Manhattan-bound R trains are running on the F line between the 57th Street-7th Avenue Station and the 36th Street Station.

Please expect delays in service on the N, R and F trains at this time.

Plus, Fashion Week is gearing up in Midtown, so that always adds to the overall congestion on the street level.  Good times.

The Sopranos ads take over subway

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Every day it seems that there are more and more Sopranos ads for their debut on AE. You know what…quit toying with my emotions.

As a PAYING HBO subscriber, all I want to know is when the next 3 episode long season will air. This whoring out of HBO programming on cable is starting to bug me.

The campaign they have running on the subway has a sign that only says suitcaseofcash.com on it. Ooooo. How “viral” of them. What an original concept. I wonder what that site could possibly be about.

The subway seems to be a breeding ground for lame attempts at buzz marketing. Like the Secret deodorant ads, Sopranos, 6 Degrees, etc. I think they are missing the point.

Taking over an entire train or station with advertising isn’t buzz worthy. It’s just obvious that you gave a ton of cash to spend on buying worthless billboard ads.

Do a real subway viral marketing plan that is a little more creative. Maybe one that actually doesn’t screem LAME!

Live from the subway, back to you in studio… 

MetroCard Machines for Dummies

Why is it that whenever you need a new MetroCard, you always find yourself stuck behind a computer retard?

The software on the MetroCard machines is written at a second grade comprehension level, yet people stand there as if they were being asked S.A.T. questions. What’s the hold up?!?

Just touch the thing you want. You aren’t going to get voted off the island if you touch the wrong thing.

The part that screws up most of these whiz kids is the credit card dip. On the screen pops up a message to please insert your credit card. The look of utter confusion on the user’s face makes you want to grab the card out of their hand and do it for them.

All you have to do is stick your damn card in the slot. That’s it! Where’s the mystery? These people stand there as if the machine just asked the for the even numbers only or something.

Meanwhile, four trains have come and gone.

Live from the subway, back to you in studio…

Tech-NO-logy

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So it’s official.  The subway is where technology goes to die…or at least technology under the umbrella of the MTA.

SUBWAYblogger was riding home from business out on Long Island via the LIRR.  All along the LIRR, their stops have electronic message boards.  Not all the stops, but most of the major ones.  In addition, they have automated voice announcements.  Sure, it is a computer reading the updates, but the voice is clear and understandable.

The message boards were accurate, and it was great to be able to see how far away the next train was.  Yeah, you can check a train schedule, but the boards tell you that the 4:44 train is really going to arrive at 4:48.  That’s especially useful on freezing cold days like today.  Because the times are accurate, riders can stay huddled inside the warm waiting areas.

What the hell is the hold up with the subway?  If the MTA can get it done on the LIRR, why not the subway?

Maybe this will teach them that they should have updated the infrastructure a time a few more times since 1930.  That might have made adding moderately sophisticated technology into the system a little bit easier.